Everyone needs somebody. This is a true saying. But is it just anybody you need? Let’s leave that aside. This world can really be tough if we do not know how to recognise the ones we need at certain times in our lives.

So here, let us just go through this together. While I describe their category, you fix the numerous people in your life to their space. Ready?

  1. The Everydays

Today, this kinds of friendships are called ride or die. They are with you every time. They gat yhu covered. Whether you right or wrong. Happy or sad. They just give you solace. Nothing you do is bad. In fact, you rarely fight. You see eye to eye on everything. Like you are practically together every time. Some people tend to call this people their best friends because they share a lot of inside jokes together. You should have at least, one of this particular category of person. Trust me, suicidal thought will run far from you.

  1. The One-Offs

Oh, this are the people we bump into when we are bored. In fact, this kind of people, that is how we met them in the first instance! Say you are travelling, and feeling bored, you decided to talk to your seat partner or you in church/mosque and you are in good spirit so decided to share the joke of the day. Nothing super-glueing your familiarity so no deep discussions. Just superficial. They can never hurt your feeling because you do not put them at heart in the first instance. Remember, you bump into them on your really happy days. And well, they keep up…

  1. The Gist Mate

Hehehe… man or woman, girl or boy, you have this one person. Funny, you guys are not so close o but you have one friend in common you like to talk behind. So it is very easy for you to easily call or chat them up when you have first-hand info of such persons. Be careful sha o…

  1. Bess Frens

Even spelling goes awry. Not because we cannot spell ‘best friend’ but because of how dear they are. We have to call them by pet names. You are real with this ones. No forming. Take me as I am. I am mad. I trash out. We fight. And come back. They are so not your everyday persons because it’s just going to get boring. It is just like talking to your sister or brother every day. That is awkward! All the same, you just know that they are down for you. you get tired of them, but you miss them again. They are that shit in your ass that when you don’t use the toilet, mehn, you just get scared. Gawd, this description is just like a hype already… wherez my bess fren?… am getting mushy already thinking about you…. hahahaaha… come back here, you can’t just run off

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  1. The Jellers and Admirers

This people make you feel good. They give you this hero-worship kinda look. They wanna hear about you. They are interested in where you got that niceee belt and shoes to match. Hehehe… you think it is only females that that have this category, trust me, men have them do. Some men cant help drooling… They like your hair, like the way you smell, like your look etc.  They don’t want to know so much about you because they are shy to ask and you don’t really mind though because you have a soft spot for them in your heart… awwwn… so cute. Keep them close, you must be doing something right…winks

  1. The frustrate

Ahhhh, my lil sis can relate to this lol. I set out intentionally to annoy her. And she does the same thing… kinda annoying but I luf her like that. Well, I am sure you have this person too who just looks for your soft spot, intentionally or not, and gives you a hard blow right on that spot…LOL. Not funny at all. Don’t worry, your ‘everydays’ gat yhu covered. Do nOt get overly worked up with this people because they are bound to see the other side of things during discussion especially where you are concerned. Sometimes, it is because of lack of intelligence. Other times, they just want to be annoying. Mtchewww… But some people can be really annoying sha. I don vex

  1. The Parent and Grandparent.

These are the soothsayers. They seem to be very full of wisdom. This people are deep mehn. They are quite intelligent maybe not book-wise but ‘total-wide’. They just seem to have an idea. When gisting with them ehn, they just make you feel old. Chai. You cannot even seem to gist them about your weird club party or how you got your first kiss… trust me, they will just launch the morality talk. Teaching you about what is right and what is not…  They do not seem to have many friends because they can be a bit boring due to their anti-social lifestyle. Well, if you have not gotten this talk from them  once, It means something is not right o. I think I am describing myself here gannn… let me come and be going before law of ‘see finish’ sets in.

  1. The People of the Scripture

These are the main guys. Prayer solves everything. They seem to be nice and meek from distance review. Come close to them, hehehe… what you see is not what you get o. they are totally different. They attend every church and mosque weekly routine. They do not fail to invite you no matter who you are. The beautiful thing about this guys is that they do not discriminate when inviting you to their programme whether Muslim or Christian. Maybe other times they do sha. LOL. These are the ones you should be like. If you do not have one, you need to find because they actually do pray for their acquaintance with name and surname. Everyone needs prayers sometimes. The world will be less of Bobriskyz and all this end-time musicians… Kai, I have some favourite notty songs I dance to. May God have mercy on us all. Did I hear that AMEN?

There we have it. Based on logistics, these are the only kinds of people you need in your circle. They each have very important roles to play in your social life. So if you don’t want a boring life, have a mix of them all. Please, feel free to drop your own category in the comment box or the category you think you belong. I like to hear from my readers… Kizzez